East & West Founder’s Enter Peace Talks

After decades of bitter tensions East and West Founder’s have begun peace talks, it has been announced.

The sides’ leaders agreed to a period of armistice to begin a peace-making process in the early hours of this morning. Founder’s East leader Richard Head, a Politics, Philosophy and Economics Student, and Founder’s West Leader Saule Pauluskaite, a Psychology Student, agreed to further dialogue on reestablishing neutral territory at approximately 4:33 AM.

Both leaders put emphasis on a reduction in regular cross-border raids that have, on a number of occasions, pushed the sides closer to all-out war. The most brutal, West’s Great Shitting-in-Kettle-and-Turning-on of 2017 saw immediate retaliation in East’s Great Pissing-in-an-Iron-and-Leaving-to-Ruin-a-Nice-Shirt.

Residents of both sides have celebrated at the news. Founder’s West Resident Luke Neate-Squire stated, "I'm glad we've put aside our differences for the sake of this building we all call home." On the other side of the conflict, East resident Ellen O’Connell said “This is such an emphatic and wonderful first step towards peace, especially after times have been so hard.”

She added: “I still miss my kettle.”